Brentley Institute, llc.

28 Years Service to Community

YOU  DON'T NEED A PARACHUTE TO SKYDIVE.  YOU ONLY NEED ONE TO SKYDIVE TWICE.


WHY DOES SOMEONE BELIEVE YOU WHEN YOU SAY THERE ARE FOUR BILLION STARS, BUT CHECK WHEN YOU SAY THE PAINT IS WET.


A CLEAR CONSCIENCE IS USUALLY THE SIGN OF A BAD MEMORY


DON'T WOKE 'EM, LET 'EM SLEPT


EVERY GOODBYE AIN'T GONE


WE ATE CUPCAKES, WHITE BREAD, REAL BUTTER, AND BACON.  WE DRANK KOOL-AID MADE WITH REAL WHITE SUGAR.  AND WE  WEREN'T OVERWEIGHT


sign on funeral home: "DRIVE CAREFULLY. WE'LL WAIT."


''DO NOT REGRET GROWING OLDER.

IT IS A PRIVILEGE DENIED TO MANY!!!.


rarely do people die of disease

they often die of medicine


at a car dealership:

THE BEST WAY TO GET BACK ON YOUR FEET-MISS A CAR PAYMENT


WE DRANK WATER FROM THE GARDEN HOSE AND NOT FROM A BOTTLE


"WHY DO YOU SIT THERE LOOKING LIKE AN ENVELOPE WITHOUT ANY ADDRESS ON IT?"

Mark Twain 1835-1910


WE HAD FRIENDS AND WE WENT OUT AND FOUND THEM


THERE IS NOTHING MORE DECEPTIVE THAN AN OBVIOUS FACT


FEAR IS GOOD -------------SOMETIMES


 "If you ask me what I came to do in this world.......I will tell you I came to live out loud" -Zola


ATTITUDES ARE THE REAL DISEASE


BE YOUR SELF, EVERYONE ELSE IS TAKEN....OSCAR WILDE


CONFESSIONS OPEN AN ESCAPE HATCH