Brentley Institute, llc.

29 Years Service to Community




 LAUGHING IN COURT - GLEANED FROM COURT STENOGRAPHERS

ATTORNEY:  What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS:  All of them.  The live ones put up too much of a fight.

ATTORNEY:  What is your date of birth?
WITNESS:  December 5th
ATTORNEY:  What year?
WITNESS:  Every year.